Fun Quotes - Page 125

Everyone dies but not everyone lives.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.

What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy?

People shouldn't trust artists and they shouldn't trust art. Part of the fun of art is that it invites you to interpret it.

If you love your job, you haven't worked a day in your life.

There is a land of the living and a land of the dead and the bridge is love, the only survival, the only meaning.

People never explain to you exactly what they think and feel and how their thoughts and feelings work, do they? They don't have time. Or the right words. But that's what books do. It's as though your daily life is a film in the cinema. It can be fun, looking at those pictures. But if you want to know what lies behind the flat screen you have to read a book. That explains it all.

Well, killing a man isn't clean and quick and simple. It's bloody and awful. And maybe if enough people come to realize that shooting somebody isn't just fun and games, maybe we'll get somewhere.

The next time you have a thought... let it go.

When you do not know what you are doing and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration.

She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off

Damn, Claire. Warn a guy before you do a face-plant on the floor next time. I could have looked all heroic and caught you or something -Shane

There will be good days and bad, which means that some days I may be cranky and some days really cranky!

My apartment is infested with koala bears. It's the cutest infestation ever. Way better than cockroaches. When I turn on the light a bunch of koala bears scatter. But I don't want 'em to, you know, I'm like "Hey, hold on, fellas. Let me hold one of you. And feed you a leaf."

To go into acting is like asking for admission to an insane asylum. Anyone may apply, but only the certifiably insane are admitted.

I don't know what to say so I'll just say what's in my heart...badoom, badoom, badoom.

Give up all forms of parrotry. Start practicing whatever you truly feel to be true and justly to be just. Do not make a show of your faith and beliefs. You have not to give up your religion, but to give up clinging to the husk of mere ritual and ceremony. To get to the fundamental core of Truth underlying all religions, reach beyond religion.

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try.' Homer Simpson

People come back from flights and tell you a story like it's a horror story. That's how bad they make it sound. They're like, 'It was the worst day of my life. We didn't board for 20 minutes and they made us sit there on the runway for 40 minutes.' Oh really? What happened next? Did you fly in the air, incredibly, like a bird? Did you partake in the miracle of human flight you non-contributing zero?'

One thing I learned from drinking is that if you ever go Christmas caroling, you should go with a group of people. And also go in mid-December.

People who are doing things for fun do things the right way by themselves.

If you go around being afraid, you're never going to enjoy life. You have only one chance, so you've got to have fun.

Beer ... a high and mighty liquor.

I like to have fun. I have never done anything well in my entire life that I didn't enjoy.