Fun Quotes - Page 127

North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?

Orchestras have often been used to conjure up the natural world: Swans, sharks, trout, but not, as far as I know, the often maligned jellyfish.

You remind me of the Siberian hunting spider, which adopts a highly convincing limp in three of its eight legs in order to attract its main prey, the so-called Samaritan squirrel, which takes pity on the spider, and then the spider jumps on it and injects the paralyzing venom, while the squirrel remains bafflingly philosophical about the whole thing. Not to be confused with the Ukrainian hunting spider, which actually has got a limp and is, as such, completely harmless, and a little bit bitter about the whole thing.

My students sometimes ask: what is a fundamentalist? I give them a very simple definition. A fundamentalist is no fun, too much damn, and not enough mental.

I know her in the biblical senseand when I say that, I mean I don't believe a word she says.

Happiness should always remain a bit incomplete. After all, dreams are boundless.

Reincarnation is implicit in the manifested universe and is a basic and fundamental.

Time flies when you are having fun.

money is not everything but it ranks right up there with oxygen

The structure underlying the phenomena is not given by material objects like the atoms of Democritus but by the form that determines the material objects. The Ideas are more fundamental than the objects.

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

Everyone has a photographic Memory, some just don't have film.

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.

I think there's something odd about eating another living anything.

Science is fun. Science is curiosity. We all have natural curiosity. Science is a process of investigating. It's posing questions and coming up with a method. It's delving in.

I'll tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless!

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

Insist upon yourself. Be original.

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance.

There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.

I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for me.

Girls are so queer you never know what they mean. They say No when they mean Yes, and drive a man out of his wits for the fun of it.

Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them.

Take it easy baby, take it as it comes - specialize in having fun!

Whenever I'm out of town for at least a week, I feel like I should write a postcard or something, but you can be a genius, you try and write a postcard you come across like a moron anyway: 'This city's got big buildings. I like food. Bye.'