Fun Quotes - Page 122

Dachshund: A half-a-dog high and a dog-and-a-half long.

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.

Ronald Regan doesn't dye his hair - he's just prematurely orange.

Why, except as a means of livelihood, a man should desire to act on the stage when he has the whole world to act in, is not clear to me.

The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.

The wolf never kills for fun, which is probably one of the main differences distinguishing him from man.

It is like watching a nation busily engaged in heaping up its own funeral pyre. So insane are we that we actually permit unmarried persons to immigrate for the purpose of founding a family with spouses and fiancées whom they have never seen.

Get out the rye bread and mustard grandma, cause it's GRAND SALAMI TIME!

Put every great teacher in a room, and they'd agree about everything, but put their disciples in there and they'd argue about everything.

Whenever people say, 'We mustn't be sentimental,' you can take it they are about to do something cruel. And if they add, 'We must be realistic,' they mean they are going to make money out of it.

Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they got?

Everything you add to the truth subtracts from the truth.

Truth is what stands the test of experience.

Man suffers only because he takes seriously what the gods made for fun.

When someone says, "I want a programming language in which I need only say what I want done," give him a lollipop.

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them, but not for love.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.

Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery's dead?

Nothing in this world is at it seems. Except, possibly, porridge.

A woman should soften but not weaken a man.

Women must see that there can be no liberation for them and no solution to the ecological crisis within a society whose fundamental model of relationships continues to be one of domination. They must unite the demands of the women's movement with those of the ecological movement to envision a radical reshaping of the basic socioeconomic relations and the underlying values of this [modern industrial] society.

Spring is nature's way of saying, 'Let's party!'

Life is never easy for those who dream.

Sharing knowledge is the most fundamental act of friendship. Because it is a way you can give something without loosing something.