Fun Quotes - Page 120

Take a nap in a fireplace and you'll sleep like a log.

A good cigar is as great a comfort to a man as a good cry to a woman.

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success.

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.

This unusual and highly successful species spends a great deal of time examining his higher motives and an equal amount of time ignoring his fundamental ones.

I keep a lighter in my back pocket all the time. I'm not a smoker, I just really like certain songs.

Life is supposed to be fun. It's not a job or occupation. We're here only once and we should have a bit of a laugh.

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

You know what nostalgia is, don't you? It's basically a matter of recalling the fun without reliving the pain.

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other.

When a person begins to yell during an argument, it is a tip-off that he is unsure of himself.

Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods.

Frankly, I had enjoyed the war… and why do people want peace if the war is so much fun?

Disneyland is often called a magic kingdom because it combines fantasy and history, adventure and learning, together with every variety of recreation and fun designed to appeal to everyone.

I function better when things are going badly than when they're as smooth as whipped cream.

The difference between an optimist and a pessimist? An optimist laughs to forget, but a pessimist forgets to laugh.

You can be young without money but you can't be old without it.

Why are they called buildings when they’re already finished? Shouldn’t they be called builts?

All the world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.

If I eat a huge meal and I can get the girl to rub my belly, I think that's about as romantic as I can think of.

As for a signature accessory, I believe in something totally unique that I love and is very personal. It could be a fab pair of vintage earrings I picked up on my travels or a beautiful brightly colored hat or heels, or a fun clutch or handbag. Truthfully, though, the ultimate accessory is a big smile and positive energy!

There are two types of people-anchors and motors. You want to lose the anchors and get with the motors because the motors are going somewhere and they're having more fun. The anchors will just drag you down.

The reason for not going out and sinning all you like is the same as the reason for not going out and putting your nose in a slicing machine: its dumb, stupid, and no fun. Some individual sins may have pleasure still attached to them because of the residual goodness of the realities they are abusing: adultery can indeed be pleasant and tying one on can amuse. But betrayal, jealousy, love grown cold, and the gray dawn of the morning after are nobody's idea of a good time.

If you lived with a roommate as unstable as this economic system, you would’ve moved out or demanded that your roommate get professional help.