Fun Quotes - Page 117

It's better to create something that others criticise than to create nothing and criticise others. Go create, have fun!!

A true heiress is never mean to anyone - except a girl who steals your boyfriend.

Let's reintroduce corporal punishment in the schools - and use it on the teachers.

Most people are willing to take the Sermon on the Mount as a flag to sail under, but few will use it as a rudder by which to steer.

If you have a job without aggravations, you don't have a job.

Don't take yourself too seriously. It just makes life all the harder. It'll all come out in the wash anyway, because God's glory eventually will eclipse everything that goes wrong on this earth. Lighten up and learn to laugh at yourself. None of us is infallible. We make mistakes in life, and more often than not, they're funny. Sometimes, being your own source of comedy is the most fun of all.

Based on the Bible, I believe that all the land animals were made on day six, and Adam and Eve were made on day six, and people try to make fun of us for believing that dinosaurs lived with people, but there are a lot of animals living today that evolution says lived with dinosaurs.

Love your haters - they're your biggest fans

I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.

I think people should have fun with fashion, should enjoy wearing beautiful clothes--but also not save everything for the best. Fashion is there to be enjoyed, to be indulged--to wow in. Don't save it for Sunday best only. Get it out of the tissue paper and be sensational every day.

I didn't think it was going to be this fun. But everything just gets heightened when you have a baby. The volume gets turned up on life. I never knew I could be this happy, and that's the truth.

British scientists have demonstrated that cigarettes can harm your children. Fair enough. Use an ashtray!

Whenever you go out to eat you gotta get the appetizer. 'Cause the appetizer's just an excuse for an extra meal. You're always like "Lets see, I will start with the 80 buffalo wings...and do you have a low-cal blue cheese? 'Cause I don't wanna fill up too much."

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

Buy the ticket, take the ride.

When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays.

There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, 'Yes,' you know he is a crook.

If a thing's worth doing at all, it's worth doing well.

No, I don't understand my husband's theory of relativity, but I know my husband and I know he can be trusted.

If you've never seen an elephant ski, then you've never been on acid.

Oh how I hate you. I hate you so much it gives me energy. I have to get up early in the morning just to hate you, because there's not enough time in the day! Please GO AWAY!

By the time you swear you're his, Shivering and sighing. And he vows his passion is, Infinite, undying. Lady make note of this -- One of you is lying.

Biologically speaking, if something bites you it's more likely to be female.

The mark of greatness is when everything before you is obsolete, and everything after you bears your mark.

Marriage functions best when both partners remain somewhat unmarried.