Fun Quotes - Page 115

All my life I've wanted, just once, to say something clever without losing my train of thought

Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn't the work he is supposed be doing at that moment.

Common sense is genius dressed in its working clothes.

Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.

The world's strongest animals are plant eaters. Gorillas, Buffaloes, Elephants and me.

There are no hierarchies in nature other than those imposed by hierarchical modes of human thought, but rather differences merely in function between and within living things.

If I can have any impact, I want women to feel good about themselves and have fun with fashion

Pain is temporary, film is forever.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.

Playing a bad guy is always more fun than playing the good guy.

There's a reason it's called 'girls gone wild' and not 'women gone wild'. When girls go wild, they show their tits. When women go wild, they kill men and drown their kids in a tub.

Everyone rises to their level of incompetence.

People keep asking me if I am having more fun, being blonde, but I always have fun! Whether I'm blonde, redhead, or brunette! I always have fun.

If you ever find happiness by hunting for it, you will find it, as the old woman did her lost spectacles, safe on her own nose all the time.

The greatest thief this world has ever produced is procrastination, and he is still at large.

All I have to do is just enjoy my moment and have fun.

Stand-up for me is just my opinions on things, so it wouldnt be as fun translated into a sketch. Nor would a sketch be as fun if it were me standing there saying it.

If you cannot be positive, then at least be quiet.

Haters...are all failures. It's 100% across the board. No one who is truly brilliant at anything is a hater.

If you put something together and it doesn't look so good, the fashion police are not going to come and take you away. And if they do, you might have some fun in jail.

Fun has to do with habitual activities but then also terrifically novel or unusual ones. It works as a sort of strange milkshake of those concepts.

When I was 40, my doctor advised me that a man in his 40s shouldn't play tennis. I heeded his advice carefully and could hardly wait until I reached 50 to start again.

Getting on a plane, I told the ticket lady, "Send one of my bags to New York, send one to Los Angeles, and send one to Miami." She said, "We can't do that!" I told her, "You did it last week!"

The thing that hasn't changed, and I don't think will ever change, is that the operative word in music is "play." You have to have a playfulness about it. As the world shifts, it's starting to understand more and more that to have a playfulness about any and everything is actually the way of having a better life, or being more creative, or being more productive.

It is funny that men who are supposed to be scientific cannot get themselves to realise the basic principle of physics, that action and reaction are equal and opposite, that when you persecute people you always rouse them to be strong and stronger.