Fun Quotes - Page 132

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Five out of four people have trouble with fractions.

I don't believe in reincarnation, and I didn't believe in it when I was a hamster.

Unlike most youngsters who have school as their second home where they meet and make friends, for me playtime has been at the Gopichand Badminton Academy in Hyderabad. When I am not playing a tournament, my days are spent at the Academy with my coaches, physiotherapists and colleagues, who are like family. We laugh and have so much fun.

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

And some people say Jesus wasn't Jewish. Of COURSE he was Jewish! 30 years old, single, lives with his parents, come on! He works in his father's business, his mom thought he was God's gift, he's Jewish! Give it up!

Cease, man, to mourn, to weep, to wail; Enjoy thy shining hour of sun; We dance along Death's icy brink, But is the dance less full of fun?

The ultimate truth is so simple. It is nothing more than being in the pristine state. This is all that needs to be said. Only mature minds can grasp the simple truth in all its nakedness.

The biggest thing I remember is that there was just no transition. You hit the ground diapering.

....the ancient ritual of the earth; ploughing and planting, reaping and threshing. The fundamental business remains unaltered; it is only the methods and tools that science is changing.

I quite agree with Dr. Nordau's assertion that all men of genius are insane, but Dr. Nordau forgets that all sane people are idiots.

Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.

Rewriting is when writing really gets to be fun. . . . In baseball you only get three swings and you're out. In rewriting, you get almost as many swings as you want and you know, sooner or later, you'll hit the ball.

Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddamn it Otto, you are an alcoholic. Goddamn it Otto, you have Lupus... one of those two doesn't sound right.

When I was a boy, I laid in my twin-sized bed and wondered where my brother was.

You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.

Science advances one funeral at a time.

Familiarity breeds contempt - and children.

It's not true I had nothing on, I had the radio on.

Get out of your house and go see some live performance, for God's sake. There are people creating things just outside your window.

It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.

More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you've been bad and good.

For nearly a quarter of a century, I have been engaged in the investigation of the fundamentals of life, the material universe and human behavior. Such an adventure leads one down many highways, through many byroads, into many back alleys of uncertainty, through many strata of life...

We were very aggressive, and when we're aggressive, it's hard to stop us.