Fun Quotes - Page 131

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin.

Men are simpler than you imagine my sweet child. But what goes on in the twisted, tortuous minds of women would baffle anyone.

History repeats itself. That's one of the things wrong with history.

I think that everything should be made available to everybody, and I mean LSD, cocaine, codeine, grass, opium, the works. Nothing on earth available to any man should be confiscated and made unlawful by other men in more seemingly powerful and advantageous positions.

If you don't like me, why do you waste your time making fun of me?

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

I think that success is having fun.

The fundamental idea of design is to make the world a better place.

Rock music should be gross: that's the fun of it. It gets up and drops its trousers.

I love flying. I've been to almost as many places as my luggage.

Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn’t the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit . . . unnatural?

Running is perhaps the most fundamental of all sports, and it is economically the least costly to perform. As a consequence, it is the most democratic and most competitive of all sports because individual merit can prevail despite economic equality. It is a sport for everyone, the whole world over.

You're 40 and he's 22. Do you have to marry him? Couldn't you just adopt him?

The hardest thing about life is that every now and then you have to do things so you have something to tweet about.

The biggest way I stay motivated is to run with a group of friends. Sometimes it's hard to get going by yourself, but if you have a plan and a meeting time, you know this run will happen for sure. It's a way to have fun - while also getting in a workout. Plus it distracts from pain, helps you fight fatigue, and gives you that extra push.

The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.

We are indeed much more than what we eat, but what we eat can nevertheless help us to be much more than what we are.

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.

In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, The Party can always find you!

Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't make them all yourself.

If you're not getting older, you're dead.

Winning is fun, but those moments that you can touch someone's life in a very positive way are better.

If you have to ask if a clothing item is a dress or a top, it is always a top.

"Be yourself" is about the worst advice you can give some people.

I got pulled over by a cop, and he said, 'do you know the speed limit here is 55 miles per hour?'. So I said, 'oh, that's OK, I'm not going that far.'