I do miss the rhythms of comedy. And I've never been able to perform very well without an audience. The sitcoms I've done had them. It was like doing a little play.
My kids are so much better parent than I was.
Stan said he used to keep Hardy late, make him miss his golf game, and really get him mad.
I wanted to be a radio announcer.
So I think we're kind of an alternate choice for people who have had it with sex and violence.
I would love to be Moses.
I found out retirement means playing golf, or I don't know what the hell it means. But to me, retirement means doing what you have fun doing.
I have four children and I have seven grandkids.
I've never been what you'd call a great singer, but I loved to sing.
I grew up in Danville, Illinois, right in the middle of the state.
I could probably play an alcoholic. I've had some experience with that.
Moses probably danced a little, right? You don't part the Red Sea without having some moves.
Young people ask me for advice, and I tell them to do what I didn't do. Get some training. I took jobs that required talents I didn't have.
I had an uncle who had a car with a rumble seat, and I used to love to ride in that thing. I mentioned this to some kids, and they were like, "What are you even talking about?"
There aren't many pratfalls in comedy anymore.